“你这屎好长啊。”
“便秘吗??”
“要不要喝一支开塞露?”
“一只下肚,保准管用啊!”
段弋生无可恋叹了口气:“……我便你大爷。那宝贝你自己留着喝吧。”
楼梯拐角,林镜辞和幕天遥也上来了。
“你蹲在这干嘛呢?”幕天遥问:“三楼就听说你在拉.屎,你把屎.拉我们寝室门口啦?”
段弋一脸拉完又吃掉的表情,心说我哪里是拉.屎,我是在给我大哥和我二哥守门。
这两人办事不锁门,光天化日连灯都不关就开车上路,也不知道窗帘拉没拉。
为了两位大哥的幸福与和谐,我这做小弟的简直是操碎了心。
这一个小时,要不是我在这守着,万一有哪个不长眼的推门进去看见了怎么办?
林镜辞垂眸看着段弋,见他也不反驳,就静静蹲在原处,大概心中有数。于是上前扭动寝室门把手。
段弋还没来得及阻止,就听林镜辞一脸淡定地说:“你想多了,他们已经把门锁上了。”
段弋:“……”
我他妈白蹲这么久。
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第二天早自习,顾言喻来了就趴在桌子上。一副睡不醒的样子。
与之相反的是他那红润的面色,仿佛被什么滋润过一样。按理说大补之后不应该困成这样的。
季寒舟倒是生龙活虎,一大清早就活力充沛。他把打包好的早餐放在书桌上,凑到他同桌跟前,戳了戳同桌的脸:“别睡了小懒猪,起来吃早饭。”
“没胃口。”顾言喻被戳的痒痒的,换了个方向趴着。
季寒舟俯身把人圈在臂弯里,从任何角度看,都像是他趴在顾言喻后背上。
他绕了个弯,又开始戳顾言喻脸颊上的小奶膘,笑道:“饱了?是不是我昨晚喂得太多了,你消化不了啊。”
顾言喻又进入小僵尸模式,还是个装聋作哑的小僵尸。
季寒舟坏心逗他:“那我们以后少量多次好不好?促进消化。”
“咚!”的一声。
同学们回头,只见季大佬连人带早餐,一起被顾学霸扔出教室。
啊……这久违的,暖心的画面。
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上午第一节 课是招投标与合同,好久没有同框出现的龚涛和夏薇一块来了。
高职班的同学们看见这两位成双成对,踩着一样的步伐,顿时发出一阵“哇哦——”的起哄声。
“老龚,我们已经知道了!快点坦白从宽!”
“老龚你这人不地道,这种事情都瞒着我们。”
“就是,结婚要双倍给我们发喜糖啊。”
“恭喜老龚,马上就要升级了。”
“你把我们学校最年轻最漂亮的女老师拐走了。”
夏薇手里抱着相机,可能是想给大家照相,结果却被同学们逗得脸颊泛红,全程只微笑不说话。另一只手下意识捏着龚涛西装的一角。
见状,这群孩子们笑的更甚了。
龚涛打趣地摸了摸几个男同学的脑袋,就属他们几个说的最欢:“光喜糖哪够,我跟夏老师婚礼办在周六,到时候你们都去。一人吃一个大肘子。”
龚涛又说:“你们谁主动跳出来当伴郎伴娘?老龚我重重有赏!”
众人不管男女,异口同声:“我!”
大家笑成一片,夏薇找准时机,给这群孩子们拍下定格的照片。
有的男生正在被龚涛揉脑袋,一脸惊讶的说:老师,不要弄坏我的发型。
有的女生看着龚涛笑,她们在说:需不需要伴娘?我们可以。
徐开阳抱着作业,笑着等待龚涛布置任务。
段弋看着徐开阳怀里的作业,一脸惊恐:快藏起来,我不想写作业。
还有中央空调二人组。
季寒舟半搂着顾言喻,在他耳边笑着说话。下巴呈现好看的线条,微微上扬的嘴角满是痞坏的状态。
也不知道他说了些什么不正经的东西,引得顾言喻微微蹙眉,看样子不是很想听。
……但还是听了。
夏薇觉得画风很好,就又给他们两个拍了一张。
这次的镜头,是顾言喻看着龚涛的背影。
他的表情依旧冷冷的,拒人于千里之外,可眼中却似乎蕴藏着许多希望的小星辰。
班级里乱哄哄的,都在说话都在笑。
镜头后面的夏薇很好奇,季寒舟到底对顾言喻说了什么。
因为从这一刻起,这孩子眼里的多了许多小星星。
一如她年少时期,刚在校园里遇见龚涛一样。
好奇、喜欢、憧憬、且美好。
察觉到怀里的人又变成小僵尸,季寒舟笑着揉了揉他的小狼尾,轻声却坚定道:“真的,不骗你。等我们结婚,我就把班里同学都请过来。”
“——我要一百个伴郎,还有一百个伴娘。”
作者有话要说: 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